So, i went to Shieng Shong supermarket at bedok with my mom today for groceries...
So, i was walking and there was this Naughty G sampling counter that was set up...
So, apparently, advertising and sexuality are so close together now...
There was a girl behind the counter...
She seems foreign and ethnicity unknown...
She was in a tight pink top with a "NAUGHTY G" symbol at the back.
She was decent looking with decently large AHEMS...
And her AHEMS were more obvious with her tight top...
And her tight top was kinda thin, making the top translucent...
Which means her under garment could be seen...
So i saw stripes of excitement... If you get wad i mean...
So, i was there looking at stuffs on the racks...
And my mom was nearby somewhere else looking at other stuffs...
So she looked at me and offered me to try...
(Not try her... But try the drinks...)
I kindly said no...
But she was kinda persistant...
She said... "Dont worry... Its halal..."
And i said "Nah... Its okay..."
Then my mom appeared and she stopped persuading me...
So, i walked around the area looking for some stuffs...
I could clearly see some guys and men going over to try...
So, my mind starting cracking jokes about it...
"Faizal! She reli wants you to try! Got horny goat weed inside! Make you horny!"
"Faizal! You wanna be horny when your mom around?!?! You mad arh?"
"Faizal! Ask her to drink first! Then see whether the thing works?!?! Sekali she become horny!!"
"Faizal! She reli wants you to drink and try lah! She wants you to be horny!!"
"Faizal! Both of you drink! Then she can show you how NAUGHTY G(irl) she is!"
So all this funny stuffs were going on in my mind...
I know its her job to promote the drink and try to be sexy and stuff...
I dont blame her...
And i am clearly not making this shit up...