Its been a while...
So here are some experiences of mine which happen quite recently...
1. GYM
I was doing free weights... So, this dude came in and saw his lean bodied friend...
They chatted for a while...
Then this question came up...
HOW DID YOU GET SO LEAN??
So, i decided to listen in...
The lean dude replied...
MASTURBATE ALOT LAH...
Haha... I giggled to myself...
Then the skinny dude went...
IF THAT WAS TRUE... THEN ALL THE GUYS WOULD RELI BE LEAN...
I thought to myself...
Amd i started laughing to myself hard....
2. FAG
So, i was on the way to meet Azim and Zafrie at Tampines gym yesterday...
I was walking all fine and saw a group of people approaching from the opposite direction...
I decided to give way and moved to the side of the walkway...
Then some chinese plum dude on his bicycle cycled beside me and said this...
NICE COCK...
So, i turned thinking he was on the phone or talking to someone else...
But i soon realised there was no one else and he was holding no phone...
I looked down at my pants, thinking i didnt zip my pants or something...
I kept on walking before turning to see that fag again...
He was on the other end of the walkway...
He looked at me and smiled and clenched his fist, moving it up and down...
Which looks like the *lowjob movement...
I was ficking stunned and messed up!
I started walking faster... Then i turned again and hat fag was cycling slowly towards me waving!!!!
I started jogging and luckily the traffic light was still on green and i ran for it...
I reached the other side and that fag was still waving at me...
But he didnt get to cross...
So i got reli pissed and waited behind the wall...
In case he decides to show up, i was gonna beat the crap out of him...
But lucky for him... He didnt show up...
So, apparently, i am so hot that even guys want me now...
3. CRIES
So on the way to the school gym today...
I was sitting down in the train...
2 malay girls decide to sit on the empty seats opposite of me...
Both were kinda okay looking... But thats not the point...
So i was listening to my ipod and just doing my own shit...
Then i looked at one of them and she had tears...
So i had to be kaypoh and paused my ipod...
I listened in and she was talking to her boyfriend and crying...
She was wiping her tears with her wrist and her friend didnt pass her any tissues...
And it was at Redhill station...
Then the cheeky side of me said...
"FAIZAL... You got a packet of tissues... She is crying... You never know wad she might give you in return..."
Yes... It was an asshole's idea...
Haha... But i pushed that thought away and figured...
"Why not give it to her anyways... As an act of courtesy... It was kinda the right thing to do..."
But i thought again...
"Nah... The people around me will just think im flirting..."
So, i sat there, she was still in tears and i was still debating with myself...
And it was at Buona Vista station...
I don know wad happened but she started smiling again...
So, i stopped the debate...
Her tears were no more...
And the funny thing was that her tears rolling down her cheeks washed away her make up...
So i could see lines of unmaked up skin against maked up skin...
And it was funny... I wanted to laugh...
But i wasnt an asshole...
Okay... End of story session...