People... World war 3 has ended with both sides suffering from minor casualties... Russell The Dark Knight Cockroach has been killed and given a improper funeral inside the dustbin... His sneak attack backfired and i got him cornered below the sink... This time, armed with my Baygon Insect Killer Substance Blaster, i sprayed Russell and he did a dance on his back before he died... I bid you farewell... You were a worthy enemy... Therefore i declare today "Happy Russell Day" to celebrate our independance from Russell...